This was "dictated" to me by these guys on a birthday card from my wife. To get the full effect, you need to imagine their voice slightly high pitched and edgy, as if they had abotu 10 cups of coffee...
I signed you up for...a nacho cheese of the month club!
OHHH MYYY GOODNESS!!!
Oh, talk about cool! Then I saw this really big waffle iron...
OHHH MYYY GOODNESS!!!
I know how much you love waffles!
WAFFLES ARE GREAT!
Oh, my goodness. But then we decided that the best thing for you would be... a talking card.
OHHH MYYY GOODNESS!!!
Yes, you close it and open it and it's like a another gift! And it starts over in the same spot every time! Oh, you're going to love it!
LOVE IT!!!!
And its true!!! I believe I've opened it up about 3 dozen times now, and it doesn't get old. Thanks for a wonderful birthday honnie. You make this "old man" feel young and alive every day of my life.